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Lies, All Lies!

Started by Zera_Stardust , Oct 11 2017 05:10 PM

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#4231 P_E_Dant

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Posted 25 June 2024 - 02:11 AM

I has rec'd a number of invitations to attend Commemorative Events next year, it bein' the 80th Anniversary of the end of WW2

I needs your help egg! I is wonderin' if'n I should hire Tricksy Nutsac to be my liaison (he be out of a job soon and will come cheap)

Tonald pesterin' me for the job - he up for a interview later this year but the word has it Stumblin' Joe goin' to get the gig

Get your toadies on the job egg an' find out Tricksy's record of behaviour at such things - can't have him embarrassin' the CEO of 'Dant Holdings' among royalty and suchlike - GP Dant do that fine all on his own!

There be a little somethin' in it for you egg if'n you gets it right! :wink:

Edit to answer the 'phone

Edited by P_E_Dant, 25 June 2024 - 02:13 AM.

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#4232 egg

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Posted 25 June 2024 - 05:29 AM

Somethin' in it for me you say !!

This bein' duh Lies Fred, that means I'm gettin' Nowt, Zero, Ziltch.

I'm thinkin' on it !!

I don't think I'll be in the good books with Tricksy anyways seein as I've already voted an' I ant voted for him.

So I don't think I'll be his flavour of the Month ! (I could be lyin' of course)

That's for me to know and you to find out.

All I am able to offer at this time is a place to rest your head, should you need one when you grace our wonderful shores.

Or Tarmac if'n you fly !!

I have a roomy and waterproof Garden Shed with very little in it !

You can have the Lawnmower for company and warmth.

Edit ^^^ to remove a van from the parking space and leave a can in it's place.

Edited by egg, 25 June 2024 - 05:31 AM.

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

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#4233 P_E_Dant

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Posted 26 June 2024 - 02:25 AM

That right companionable of you egg! Us movers and shakers has got to stick together to get the World back in order!

If'n pressure of business get in the way, GPD will stand in for me :grinner:

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#4234 egg

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Posted 26 June 2024 - 05:14 AM

NO WAY !!! :nono:

I'm NOT having that old letch in my shed :thumbdown:

He'd scare the Bats and night time critters with his gummy leer !!!

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

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#4235 6sixty6six

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Posted 26 June 2024 - 06:59 AM

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#4236 egg

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Posted 26 June 2024 - 09:31 AM

They sound like the Beatles

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

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#4237 P_E_Dant

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Posted 26 June 2024 - 10:35 PM

Us Dants is havin' afternoon tea with our old family friend Loose Ahrse

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#4238 egg

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Posted 27 June 2024 - 06:39 AM

^^^ You've got me there Dant, I can't decipher that one ??

I should have visited the Loser's thread first. I now know who he is :thumbup2:

I'm going to gate-crash afternoon tea with the Dants to find out who Loose Ahrse is :grinner:

Edited by egg, 27 June 2024 - 06:42 AM.

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

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#4239 P_E_Dant

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Posted 28 June 2024 - 02:19 AM

'Dant Industries' has got a patent pending for a new style of helicopter! :bananas:

Instead of the blades of the rotor bein' on top of the cabin, they is on either side! Twice the speed an' flys sideways! :bananas:

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#4240 egg

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Posted 28 June 2024 - 05:11 AM

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After responding to a bet that he couldn't fly,

Dant was off to the wide blue yonder never to be seen again :grinner:

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

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#4241 P_E_Dant

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Posted 28 June 2024 - 10:31 PM

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! :grinner:

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#4242 egg

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Posted Yesterday, 12:38 PM

DARN !!!!

I wrongly thought Dant was going to become a figment

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

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#4243 6sixty6six

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Posted Today, 06:20 AM

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#4244 egg

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Posted Today, 06:37 AM

That poor little mite sure is UGLY !!! (Lies thread)

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away